Perfect for cynics, realists, and everyone sick of toxic positivity, producer and internet wit Elan Gale's unapologetically snarky anti-affirmations prove that sarcasm is the ultimate self-care.

Not everyone's here to "live, laugh, love." For those of us who prefer to roll our eyes and keep it moving, Elan Gale's Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers a darkly funny year of cranky quips, bitter truths, and hilariously unhelpful "inspirations" that skewer the soft-focus positivity of traditional affirmations.

Features include: No single-use plasticPage size 4.606 x 4.606Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop displayPrinted on FSCÂ(R)-certified paper with soy-based inkFull-color tear-off pagesBack of pages are blank for notes or shopping listsDay/Date reference on each pageCombined weekend pagesOfficial major world holidays and observancesDaily sarcastic "unspirational" messages that mock delusional positivity and sentimental affirmations.