Half comedy, half scholarly analysis, and half guidebook, the three halves of this witty and blunt handbook for new educators is a throwback to the "choose-your-own-adventure" books, while offering insight, critique, and nuggets of experience from the author's over two decades of experience in public education. There is something to laugh at and think about no matter what side of the desk you're on, and no matter how long you've been sitting there...