I'm not doing it, and you can't make me!

I love saying that.

And my mom always fires right back with, "Oh yes, you are!"

Guess what? She wins. Every. Single. Time.

That's why I go to school every day. Once, I even told her I wasn't going back because I already knew everything. She said... well, I'll tell you that part later.

I'm Matew - yes, without the h - and I'm the main character of this book.

Meet Matew, a kid who would rather do anything than math. Through 27 short, funny, and fast-paced stories, everyday classroom chaos turns into unexpected math adventures. This humorous middle grade book helps children build confidence with numbers while laughing out loud.What's inside?

• 27 short, engaging stories full of real-life math.

• A relatable main character kids instantly connect with.

• Classroom humor, friendship, and school-life drama.

• Math naturally woven into the story-never boring, never overwhelming.Why kids (and adults) love it

• Perfect for reluctant readers and easily distracted kids.

• Short chapters that keep attention and motivate reading.

• Humor that feels real, friendly, and fresh.

• A gentle, pressure-free way to build math confidence.

• Encourages a growth mindset and positive attitude toward learning.

Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, Agus & the Monsters, and The Soccer Squad.Ideal for

• Kids ages 9-12 who think math is boring, scary, or "not for them."

• Parents and teachers looking for funny school stories with real educational value.

• Children who need a boost in reading motivation, math mindset, or self-confidence.

• Readers searching for humorous fiction and engaging STEM-inspired stories.

This book doesn't promise miracles...

but it does promise laughter, relatable moments, and tiny invisible doors opening toward math-without kids even noticing.

Recommended age: 9 to infinity.

The perfect choice for parents, teachers, and anyone looking for a funny math book that actually feels like fun.

Also available in Spanish under the title Matheo. Ese soy yo. Con h.