Three days. One broken tent. A canoe catastrophe. And a goat in a glittery jumper.

Hollister Green was sure the school camping trip would be a disaster-he just didn't realise how right he was.

Between surviving Cody Biggins (the meanest kid in school), dodging Miss Porter's team-building torture, and being terrorised by a goat that seems to have a personal vendetta, Hollister's three days in the wild are shaping up to be the worst ever.Tents collapse.Canoes sink.Socks disappear.And the goat? It's everywhere.

Will Hollister make it home alive (and with any dignity left)? Or will the camping trip from hell go down in history as The Green Goat Incident?