Back Cover, Seeee!

These are common problems

I'm quite certain we all face,

This oughtta cheer us up

When we get stuck in our bad place.

And if you wanna get to know me,

As you'll see there are no Author's Notes,

This book is full of my experiences

And badly written jokes.

I'm not a bitter person

Yet somehow I'm quite the pill,

If that pic over there doesn't make you hot

I'm not sure what else will.