Hamlet the Pig just wanted snacks.

Instead, he got Nate the Noob.

When Minecraft's most incompetent player decides he wants to be a farmer, chaos sprouts faster than his crops. The local village may never recover.

Meanwhile, Bramble is being bullied.

Hamlet wants to help-but standing up to bullies isn't easy, especially when they fight dirty.

Add in a broken bridge, a narrow ledge, a dramatic prophecy, and one tiny pig with glasses who just might save the day, and you've got an epic, hilarious, pig-powered showdown.

Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, chaotic farming fails, and hidden lessons, Bully Showdown is perfect for:

✓ Kids who love funny Minecraft books

✓ Fans of diary-style adventures and noob fails

✓ Reluctant readers ages 7-10

✓ Parents looking for stories that tackle bullying with heart and humor.

Warning: May cause laughter, late bedtimes, and unexpected life lessons.