My Sister Steals My Toys And 109 Other Funny Poems

My sister steals my toys. My sister pulls my hair. My sister hides the clothes I really want to wear.

She eats my favorite foods and blames me for her mess. I wish she'd just be nice! She fills my life with stress.

She rips apart my books. She stomps on all my toys. And when I am asleep, she wakes me with her noise.

I simply do not know why she's so mean to me. You'd think she could behave! She's turning thirty-three.

This book contains 109 other funny poems.